Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
(quoted from Wikipedia)
I hope that this quote made you laugh as hard as I did. DISCLAIMER: I don't have anything against transvestites, hermaphrodites, transvestite hermaphrodites, and semicolons. The last line--in opposition to representing absolutely nothing--seemed like a strong punch line.